Valentine's day gift ideas

Now,

Valentine's day is just around the corner *scratching head* ,
everyone is trying to buy their beloved one a
lovely and surprising present.

Well , guys and girls , worry no more,
cz i went on the internet *presumably*,
and found some gift ideas that might fulfil your needs ,
or your boy/girl's needs *grin*

okey.......let's get startin,
For female (to male) ,

Are you tired of cleaning up your BF/Husband's tough stain on his necktie?
check this out
Dress for Dinner Necktie Napkins
According to some research ,
45% of all men stain their neckties when they eat
However ,
they reluct to tuck in napkin when they eat cz they thought it is embarrassing.
well this is the solution ,
with the necktie napkins on ,
your BF/Husband will disguise like a perfectly normal person
*except when he is wearing a T-shirt*
and you don hv to clean up the stain no more ,genius



Next,
are you tired of repairing your BF/husband's underwear?
check this out
Men's Underwear Repair Kit
er.... on the website it says this comes with
* NEEDLE & THREAD * IRON-ON HOLE PATCHES * SAFETY PINS * ELASTIC WASTE-BAND CINCHER * DUCT TAPE and for those unsightly stains... * UNDERWEAR WHITE-OUT!

You also get an fully-illustrated 32-page Instruction Manual,
containing everything you need to know about Underwear Repair and Maintenance ?!
now they will have no excuse to repair their own underwears

WOW, it's a bargain ,
i wonder if they ever did female version*LOL*



If your BF/Husband is a perfectly normal OB,
this is the one
Pole Dancer Alarm Clock
u know , to keep them off the club after work *lol*



If your BF/Husband is a geek and he likes to barbecue,*specific*
this is the perfect gift
Zorro-inspired BBQ fork

it says on the web
" Makes sausages sizzle and ladies swoon "
and it comes with a mask

WOW , how much do i not want to go out with anyone who owns that .*lol*



Moreover ,
if your BF/husband is a Ferrari fan
and he often think his chess set is far too heavy,*being specific again*
he'll love this

Ferrari Carbon Fibre Chess Set

Mind you, it is not cheap

However , if you can't afford one ,
there is an alternative for Ferrari fans
Ferrari Playing Cards
yeah...... how about that
i have thought it through


Annoyed by your BF/Husband ?
to cheer things up a little bit
buy yourself this
I'm With Stupid T-Shirt




Enough For Men stuff
Now, For male (to female)
This is what i've found
The World Largest Bra
You can turn it into a hammock or something, perhaps*lol*



Apart from that , if you are planning a road trip
this make your trip complete
Travel Rabbit
You can just plug it into you car's lighter socket and
This small little rabbit will jiggles about and "amuse" your GF/Wife or passengers

A small reminder ,
you should never buy your GF/Wife things like this
"Accept The Fact That You're Aging" Spray

or

My Cooking Sucks Apron
However, the links are provided if you are interested

With all the tips , your are ready for Valentine's day *i guess*
Best of Luck Guys and Girls ^^
Happy Valentine's day

Men Prefer Cars Than Women ?

Do Men Actually Prefer Cars Than Women ?

I Believed So

I went on the internet this week
and found the evidence that proved men prefer cars than women,
LOL*


"A European drink called Oasis, got promoters to market their drink in Paris, France
but all the attention went to the Lamborghini Gallardo next to them in a display advertising
Need for Speed Shift."

Haha , check out the expression on their face:
she was like :" what the hell is wrong with guys ?! o.0" LOL*

Ar........Yes ,
you r thinking ,
why men prefer cars than women ?

So , to answer the question ,
i went on the internet, again
and did some "research" on this issue .

Here's what i've found

Why Men Prefer Cars Than Women

1. You can look at pictures of nice cars all you want to and not feel like a pervert.
2. You can lust after another car and your current car won't care.
3. You can hang any kind of car picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble.
4. Women can't go 200 miles per hour.
5. A woman can't carry four of your friends on a road trip.
6. You can replace your car any time you want and not feel bad.
7. A car doesn't have girlfriend cars that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her.
8. You can't install sub-woofers in a woman.
9. You can rub and wax a car in your driveway and not get arrested.
10. Car's don't care if you leave them in the garage overnight.
11. Cars don't care if you go on a trip for three weeks and don't call them.
12. I f you are nice enough, your friend will almost always let you borrow their car.
13. You can get together with friends and compare cars and not sound like pigs.
14. Car's don't get mad at you for no reason every 28 days.
15. You can have two cars at once and they won't be jealous of each other.
16. Cars don't have relatives that you have to be nice to.
17. You can always test drive a car before making a commitment.
18. Car's come with an owners manual.
19. Your car does not care if you get fat and walk around with no shirt on.
20. You have 100% complete control over the direction of that car at all times.
21. You can stare at nice cars in a parking lot and your car won't care.
22. You can't put a bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? Dial 1-800- EAT-S*IT!" on a woman.
23. Car's could not care less about commitment.
24. You don't mind too much if your friends always want a ride in your car.
25. If your car is being repaired, you can usually get a loaner car.
26. If you are 21, you can legally rent a car.
    
27. You can complain about how ratty your car looks and people think it's funny.
28. You can sell your car to a complete stranger and nobody will get mad at you.
29. A woman does not have keyless entry or remote ignition
30. and finally. There are 50 year old cars that still look good

source : laughitout.com

So, We can conclude that Men Prefer Cars Than Women ,
you can't blame me from choosing a car over a women, LOL*

One of a Kind : Bugatti Veyron H2O edition

Em........Bugatti is currently testing the latest, one off Bugatti Veyron H20 Edition which is believed to be the fastest car on/in water, LOL

Unfortunately , the test went wrong.......

Check Out Some the Footage:

What a Waste , LOL

One Step Closer to Bring Back Hachi-Roku: Toyota FT-86 Concept

It's Here!! well , not really......

At least it is one step closer to the production of AE86's true successor with TRUE 86's SPIRIT
small , compact , light, sporty , rear-wheel drive , coupe body
This car has it all

Inspired by the Corolla-based AE86 sports coupe of the '80s,
the FT-86 concept is powered by a Subaru-derived 2.0-liter boxer four engine
mated with 6-speed MANUAL TRASMISSION
which sends all the power to the REAR WHEELS
The engine sits lower in the engine bay to aid aerodynamics while keeping the center of gravity in check.


Here's some of the data Toyota released on the FT-86 concept
Length: 4,160 mm
Width : 1,760 mm
Height : 1,260 mm
Wheelbase: 2,570 mm

Check out some of the picture after the jump

Jacque Clouseau is here ! I Think......

Is anyone familiar with Jacques Clouseau ,the main character in Pink Panther 2 ?

This is how he parks his car
I went to the grocery around my house on the other day ,
when i came back , i couldn't help noticing this
a Perodua Myvi simply parks perpendicular to the flow of traffic




Look ! its exactly the same






I admit i'm not a brilliant driver ,
but ,
c'mon ,
even I , don't park a car like that.


Here is some other example of car parked perpendicular to the flow of traffic.


Notice the pattern?
erm....cars that parked perpendicular to the flow of traffic are mostly Smart ForTwos

In Conclusion ,
all Smart ForTwo drivers are selfish, useless and brainless little arse.









^^juz kidding
I've no intention to upset anyone,
I don't want any member of Smart ForTwo Owners Club to come around my house and pour some cheap paint on my gate.....LOL

Bon Odori 2009

I went to the 33rd Bon Odori festival last saturday
(too busy on study , no time to blog it, LOL)

In case u don't know what is this festival all about,

"Bon Odori (盆踊り, meaning simply Bon dance) is an event held during Obon.
It is celebrated as a reminder of the gratefulness one should feel toward one's ancestors."
In Japan , of course.

As in Malaysia,
Bon Odori Festivals are also celebrated every year in Penang and at the Matsushita Corp Stadium in Shah Alam ,Selangor

It is held mainly to expose locals to a part of Japanese culture instead of Buddhism,
the festival provides the experience of a variety of Japanese food & drinks, art and dance.
Bla...Bla... Bla.....and the "interesting" stuff continues.....

4 on the dot ,me and my frens arrived at the Matsushita Stadium ,
we were told by the so-called "tour guide" that the gates only open after 5.00 p.m.
WTF , have to wait for an hour??
Not really , u can actually sneak into the stadium but u won't get the bon odori fan.....
which u can get 1 anywhere around the stadium......on the floor...LOL

After we went in, i saw a huge stage and there was dancers on the stage rehearsing,
under the Sun,

Poor dancers , Thx for the performance though

Anyway,i saw this long queue in front of the"ice" stall
at the very first moment we went into the vendor's area

After 2 long hours ,the queue still looks like this
I admit i am a bit exaggerating , but i just don't understand,
y would anyone want to queue up for so long just to buy some ice flakes with some syrups on it?
and it costs RM4 !! which is a lot for some ice with some syrups on it .

In case u wan to see what it looks like,
I've tried one of these last year on the same occasion and location .
It is tasteless , it taste like ...well.... ice, to be honest.
It just don't worth it.

As the sun goes down , the cultural dance session began.
Sadly though , i was to busy on dancing and forgot to take some pictures, LOL.

Conclusion ,
i really have a lot fun there, it is truly joyous way of spending an evening.
Hopefully , me and my frens can go there together next year,not by the stupid bus ofcourse.

Mother's day Gift Idea

Are you a porsche's fan ? Are u finding ideas for mother's day gifts? If so , worry no more.

This week i was looking for mother's day gift idea other than carnations and cakes, so i went on the internet again and i found this Porsche Design website.

It was full of all the stuff that u might expected like briefcase that will fit in ur porsche car, desk lamp , fashion accessories with Porsche written on it , pens that u can buy for 10 dollars anywhere else , juz because it got Porsche written on it , 10 million dollars each.

It was full of complete rubbish till i found a few stuff that might fit as the mother's day gift.

For the Porsche enthusiasts, i give u......


Porsche designed coffee maker

Porsche design kitchen's department ,and.....

Porsche design power drills

Porsche must be quite desperated for money ...

U really have to got be an enthusiast and rich to buy one of those.

Anyway, if u are interested ,click on the link below:

www.iwanapenthatworth10dollarsbutibuyitfor10milliondollarsjustbczthereareporschewrittenonit.com

or

www.iamrichandgalacticlystupid.com